Public Enemy No. 1

Raisins and yogurt. How much healthier can you get?

One handful begets another handful begets another…

And then you read the ingredients and discover that these healthy little nuggets– vitamins, really– are primarily made of sugar. And you keep eating them, because they are amazing. And soon you feel kind of ICKY because you’re SO FULL of yogurt-covered raisins. But they’re so GOOD. But you feel slightly sickened. So you stop and promise to remember this feeling and never eat them again. The next day, you resist them repeatedly, despite several trips to the kitchen. Until finally you succumb at 9:00 p.m. and find yourself in another yogurt-covered raisin stupor, whining on your blog.

Yogurt-covered raisins. They’ve destroyed LIVES.

But I’m still going to go get just a few more.

Edited to add: Ughhhhhhhhh.