If you have a Trader Joe’s within a 50 mile radius, you might not want to read this post.

Because if you do, you will have access to legal crack cocaine, and you may never live a normal life again.

Trader Joe’s Espresso Pillows
Crunchy Toffeed Espresso Bits Covered in Dark Chocolate

This here is some good shiznit. Note:

Toffee
Espresso
Dark Chocolate

This little tin, innocent though it may seem, will lure you in with its siren call. You peel off the plastic, pop the lid, and plan to eat “just a few.” “Just a few” turns to ten, which quickly turns to twenty. Before you know it, the tin is empty and your belly is filled with crunchy toffeed espresso bits covered in dark chocolate. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

They’re so tiny that you don’t get too worried until you realize your “just one more” or “okay, two more” has become a full-fledged sugar rampage.

I finally had to hide the bits that were left under three boxes of green tea, but I don’t think that will really stop me. I might need an intervention.