I just impulse-bought $37.41 worth of workout DVDs and a resistance band! Great fitness is sure to follow, once I’m done eating this piece of celebratory cake.

(Thanks to my keen gift-card-spending abilities, I actually only paid $15.05 of real money! Woo! My Amazon order only cost me 6 cents!)

P.S. Tip to eBayers: I know we all get caught up in the excitement of the bidding war raging seconds before the auction’s end, but if you had just scrolled down a few items you could have saved $5.51 by clicking Buy It Now! (I can laugh at this stupidity because I almost contributed to it. Takes one to know one!)